NEEEEEOOOOO CONTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHOAAOAAOAAAAAA

OhhhhhhhhhooowhoaaaaaaooooWHOAAAAAoowhoaaoaaoaoaoaoaaaaaaa.

Conversation turned to martial arts, namely that George is looking to go into one.

Seanobi says, "If I took a martial art, it would be whoops I already did fencing I guess this one's kind of passed by."
You say, "I should join a fencing club and show up with a claymore."
Stubles says, "i should join a fencing club and show up with a Colt Single Action Army"
Danno says, "I should join a fencing club and show up with a foil."
Georgeous says, "I should join a fencing club and show up with a fence."
You say, "I should join a fencing club and show up with some bears."
Danno says, "Except I enroll with my partner, TV's Wilson, and that will be the joke."
Seanobi says, "I should join a fencing club and show up with a hammer, nails, and two-by-fours."
Georgeous says, "Sean improves vastly upon my theme."
You say, "I should join a fencing club and show up with stolen merchandise."
Vivant says, "I should join a fencing clup and show up with all you guys in a bag with all your stuff in your bags."
Danno says, "I should join a fencing club -- FUCK"
Chrisco says, "I should join a fencing club and show up with a ... damnit pat."
Seanobi says, "I was going to straight up go with a fence but then I realized mine was better."
You say, "HAHHAHAHAHA DOUBLE KILL"
Georgeous says, "DAmmit Pat"
Greginatour says, "I loled."
Stubles says, "I'm proud of you, Pat"
Georgeous says, "I was gonna do that one too"
Danno says, "RAMPAGE"
Stubles says, "M-M-M-MULTI-KILL"
Seanobi says, "I should join a fencing club and show up with sandwich fixin's."
Georgeous says, "I should join a fencing club and show up with a fencing club."
Drewter says, "LIKE MY DICK"
Drewter says, "PS hi."
Chrisco says, "I guess I should join a fencing club, not show up, and bomb it from orbit."
Danno says, "I should join a fencing club and be undecided about an issue."
Seanobi says, "I should join a fencing club and show up with an erection."

As usual, things got out of hand.

Oh god, I went off so much!
http://unclejam.livejournal.com/238884.html

(NOTE: entirely concerns SRT MUSH)

It's a powerful thing, to have a character you've actually invested in die, truly and permanently. I don't think I've ever felt more emotional in all of my years of MUSHing as I did when I typed out the last words of Tetsuo Sakizaki.

Gundam 00 is pretty great.

I just wish they'd go a little lighter on the whole...

First Character: *Gundam cliche*
Second Character: *rationally quashes cliche*

It's getting a bit heavy-handed, though I can appreciate that they're pretty much de-tarding the series.

Brick was a really good movie, after watching it and then looking back on it.

Oh hey I got Rune Factory

GIVE ME YOUR FRIEND CODES I'll reply with mine tomorrow when I bother to uh find it

I'll screen comments since my friends list is diverse

You say, "Since I was like 7 I knew if I ever had a company that shit was going to be PRB Enterprises."
You say, "In these block letters that are just /furious/"
You say, "Like furious old men furious"
You say, "You look at my logo and worry that you have stepped out of line."
[Greginator:] Greginator says, "I know those letters of which you speak."
You say, "DO YOU NOW"
[Greginator:] Greginator says, "The ANGRY BLOCK LETTERS?"
You say, "I guess not so much angry as stern."
You say, "Stern like a hardline Fundamentalist grandfather."
[Georgeous:] Georgeous says, "IBMish, where everyone stands around in white button-up t-shirts and ties with cups of coffee and black digital watches, surrounded by the smell of developer and copy paper?"
You say, "IBM, but /severe/"
You say, "Every boss is J. Jonah Jameson."
You say, "I have become the J. Jonah Jameson to J. Jonah Jamesons."
You say, "Imagine that."
[Mikesaka:] Mikesaka says, "What the fuck are you even saying?"
[Georgeous:] Georgeous says, "Everything is done like it was 50s era NASA. Hiball glasses and stern staring at monitors. You smoke not as a recreational device, but as a form of focus."
You say, "Men yell and swear about important things and nobody watches their language."
You say, "The boss calls people chucklefucks for missing a deadline."
[Georgeous:] Georgeous says, "And it's not joking swearing, either. It is meant as true reprisal."
You say, "Everyone goes to the bar for a brat and a beer at lunch."
[Georgeous:] Georgeous says, "Were it an asiatic operation, bad luck would be wished upon your family and your ancestors would be spat on for those typoes in your report."
You say, "And the man at the top, his hair is so precise. You could use the hairs of his beard as units of measurement. His left sleeve is always rolled up, always gripping a glass of scotch."
[Georgeous:] Georgeous says, "His scowl is actually a straight line, straighter than a ruler, but you know it's a scowl. You can see it in his soul."
You say, "He holds the record for firing and rehiring and firing and rehiring a single man in one office visit: 12."
[Georgeous:] Georgeous says, "He has transcended the in and out boxes, he exists without paperwork, but it flies around him in mass quantities. He is the eye of the storm."
You say, "It is a publically-owned company of which every share is his."
[Mattrex:] Mattrex says, "You guys have entered into some sort of fucking Zen center."
[Georgeous:] Georgeous says, "His desk is not the overcompensating black slab of a young executive with plenty of show but no true grit. It is small, but sturdy, precise. It is what Feng Shui tries to be. It is a lynchpin of the entire company, if you tried to rearrange his office the building would collapse."
You say, "He is the last person to leave, but none have ever left alongside him. He simply knows when he is the only one remaining, and locks every door and turns out every light with the same motion."
[Georgeous:] Georgeous says, "There are no women in this company. There are female simulacrums, made of pens, coffee, modest hemlines, and plastic. They are background noise, like the wall clocks and potted plants."
You say, "His son is there, and very much growing into the man himself, but he has everything to learn. The boss will not teach him - he knows to do so would make it easy. The employees understand that a true sword can only be forged in Hell by an uncaring hand."

It was an early Vegas night, so light still streamed in through the windows. The huge Austrian, standing alone in his hotel room completely nude, approached this more like a ritual than a piece of artwork. He would need many colors - a large pallet was hooked onto his cybernetic right arm. He had learned to use his left hand as well as he would have his right in his drifting year, evolving by necessity.

He had never painted before, never even thought of the concept of him doing it. But all painting is, is visualization. He closes his eyes briefly, and calls Her memory to the surface. It jumps up as though opened on a datapad. He opens his eyes, and there She is, superimposed on the canvas. He did not know the science of color, but he knew that he did not need to. He would not get much sleep this night.

Every inch of Her form committed in unnaturally perfect detail to the canvas is an inch that no longer held sway on his mind. He started with that dress, exquisite red melting to gold, a black belt and a ruffle of fur interrupting it midway. Long black gloves, so long... flawless skin... thin, perfect boots. He comes up at last to Her face, and his left hand tightens. He can see Her before him, but he cannot bring himself to try.

The large man who has never picked up a pen to draw in his life begins to fill in a background of everything that comes to his imagination. Beautiful flowers that don't exist, ivory clouds admidst perfect blue skies, dreamscapes of every color on his pallet. But still Her head remains, blank canvas glaring out as though the form was ommitted by the light of God Himself, a victory in some battle between Himself and Her that may not even be real.

He touches the tip of his brush to the very center, barely touching, creating not the face, but the suggestion of the face. A hazy dream of a crown, the long-forgotten memory of small bifocals. He paints not a woman but the concept of a woman in that emptiness. It's as though you only need to get just a little closer to see her... just another step and you can make it all out...

The pallet clatters to the floor as Josef Holznecht sinks back, fetching up against the foot of his hotel bed. The lights outside brighten as the sun emerges over the jewel of the Nevada desert, touching his dark blue eyes as they fall closed, to dreams of Her.

MIKE HAGGAR

ohj no talimar (2:23:14 PM): YOU JUST WENT MOBILE
saiberiac (2:23:21 PM): AIM is being fuck gay today
saiberiac (2:23:30 PM): it must be too much wite powder
ohj no talimar (2:23:37 PM): cut its head off with a katana
saiberiac (2:23:46 PM): a dull katana
ohj no talimar (2:23:58 PM): and then... marry your mother
ohj no talimar (2:24:12 PM): /freud
saiberiac (2:24:14 PM): I guess as long as you have a big dick she doesn't care what you do!
ohj no talimar (2:24:31 PM): my dick is pretty big i guess i could walk up and start suplexing your couches
ohj no talimar (2:24:37 PM): MAYBE I WILL
ohj no talimar (2:24:45 PM): went mobile at 2:24
saiberiac (2:24:51 PM): I'd prefer you as my stepdad any day of the week
saiberiac (2:25:00 PM): so what I'm saying is PLEASE FUCK MY MOM
ohj no talimar (2:25:07 PM): You are saying that

EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINAAAAAATE

Mike Haggar tips duke over and rubs his belly rubsisbellyrubsisrubsisoujoubodoujoujou
Duke WHAT THE FUCK HAGG--looks oddly content DX this is a content look

There is a lot of darkness in my soul right now. I've been listening to this song over and over, and it really speaks to me.

( The music of my spirit. )

Oh Jesus, it's like just /being/ in Gloversville causes me physical hardship. I landed three days ago and I've actually /gestated/ a nasty cold. We are talking hacking coughs, joint pain, crazy dreams - might be a fever, not sure - and I definitely feel like I could throw up at any moment.

so tortured omg ;_;

So I thought it was pretty good. Fair amount of things shifted around and changed, but nothing I am incapable of accepting. I'm pretty sure that the series is starting some time before the books, chronologically, because that's the only way to explain all the stuff simply /missing/.

Wait oh crap I think I'm the only one here who cares

(Read the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher there are 8 books another coming out April)
(He's a detective in Chicago who is also a wizard)
(And is in the yellow pages)
(he's under wizard)
(read)

I want to get online I NEED

A COMPUTER

OH MAN I AM SO HOME

However, apartment is in total chaos.

Time until normal operations resume: ??

INTERGAARD

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING PINBALL TOUCHDOWN THAT WAS AWESOME

YESSSSS

EDIT: FUCK, OVERTURNED

MORE EDIT: HAahahahahaahah good fucking job with your field goal pfffaahhaahahahahah

The hits keep coming: I have pinkeye!

GODDAMNIT I'M SICK AGAIN

I have a throat that is sore like Thor's fist is lodged in it, and let's just say Thor has to order gloves on the Internet. Intergaard?

INTERGAARD

Basically in the Dec 6th -> Jan 9th period I'm here in New York, I've been healthy pretty much Dec 23rd -> Jan 2nd. That's not many days at all!

So I noticed the G'ville Wal-Mart had some kind of sign rennaisance recently. Stroller parking, elderly parking, wheelbarrow parking (NOT JOKING), and I figure the only logical progression is Loose-Cannon-Cop-On-Suspension-With-Nothing-To-Lose parking.

Sign is a dude with two guns jumping out of an exploding car, badge on a chain around his neck.

ps: new icon thx annwyd

This is an update.

My laptop is still exploded!

I'm still in New York!

I return to standard operation on the 9th but things might still be shaky, because the condo is filled with human flesh.

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-PAX-Ball_W0QQitemZ270053423486QQihZ017QQcategoryZ366QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.
ALL HAIL THE BALL. ALL HAIL THE BALL.

http://www.petitiononline.com/mhxpu2/petition.html

At least it's relevant to my interests.

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

Please copy this into your journal if you believe in feline rights. If you do not copy it then everyone who knows that you saw it and didn't copy it will have to conclude that you hate kitties and like to kick them like footballs.

All hail the ball.
All hail the ball.
All hail the ball.

I'M IN YOUR TUB, STUCK

1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle
2. Scene one = first song played, scene two = second, etc.
3. No cheating/skipping
4. Pass it on

I enjoy WinAmp memes, because they provide maximum hilarity for minimal effort. They're like Flubber, only more destructive.

94:53:14 total playlist. Like spartanfan, I'm doing a 20-time randomization between each because I guess there are fancy correllation patterns, I don't know, I'm not a goddamn WinAmp doctor.

( HNNNGH )

XSM COME HERE I WANT YOU
I HAVE A QUESTION IT'S SEMI-IMPORTANT

http://greatoutdoorfight.com is magnificence, especially if you read Achewood.

Don't read Achewood? YOU RETARD HERE www.achewood.com

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01102006 makes a good starting point if you hate archives and freedom, it's just before the beginning of the current storyline, the Great Outdoor Fight.

All the kids do it.

Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP/mp3 player on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.

1. How does the world see you? "Waltz" - Rona Kenan (Wh.)
2. Will I have a happy life? "Prison Bound" - Social Distortion (WHAT.)
3. What do my friends think of me? "Strangers in the Night - Frank Sinatra
4. Do people secretly lust after me? "Dark Wings" - Within Temptation
5. How can I make myself happy? "A Place For My Head" - Linkin Park
6. What should I do with my life? "Russian Dance" - Tchaikovsky (YES.)
7. Will I ever have children? "Crescent Night Dreams" - Keiko Matsui
8. What is some good advice for me? "Marie" - Willie Nelson (This isn't advice at all, this is a depressing song!)
9. How will I be remembered? "Tribute" - Tenacious D (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
10. What's my signature dancing song? "If I Ever Leave This World Alive" - Flogging Molly
11. What's my current themesong? "Engel (German)" - Rammstein
12. What do others think is my current themesong? "Fithos Musec Wecos Vinosec" - Shiro Hamaguchi
13. What shall they play at my funeral? "Wily's Ambition" - Prozax (Duh nuhnuhnuh nuhnuhNUHnuh, Duh nuhnuhnuh nuhnuhNUHnuh...)
14. What type of MOTAS do I like? "Big Bad John" - Johnny Cash (oh my god what)
15. How's my love life? "Butterflies and Hurricanes" - Muse

So my computer mutinied, installing this SpySheriff spyware (one of those spywares that masquerades as a spyware cleaner) and completely fucking all of my shit up. I can't even go into Task Manager to close the goddamn thing, since it gives me a "Task Manager has been disabled by the administrator." This is somewhat retarded, as /I/ am the administrator.

No telling how long it'll be before I can clear it up.

So if my source on wtfux is to be believed, and he has yet to mislead me, Phoenix Wright 2 and 3 are in fact being translated.

INTO MOBILE PHONE GAMES

GGNNNNRRRAAGGHHHH

Here's a thing.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=friendpersonpat

Go, click words, it'll be funny.

As neccessary. You scored 23% Cold and 71% Level-Headed!

If threatned, you will respond with equivalent force, and most likely have the nerves to carry you through the act.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 8% on Cold You scored higher than 86% on Level-Headed

Link: The Can You Kill a Man? Test written by notmarkflynn on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I haven't posted a gem in so long.

Mattrex says, "It's funny when you hear the original song and realize it's the first time you've ever heard it, as opposed to being, like, a Weird Al or Richard Cheese cover."
Stubles says, "Yeah."
You say, "Wait."
Mattrex says, "No, Pat."
Mattrex says, "I hadn't."
You say, "Are you referring to Gangster's Paradise just there?"
Mattrex says, "Yes."
You say, "Because that was Rockapella."
Mattrex says, "..."
You say, "Not Coolio."
Mattrex says, "Oh."
Mattrex says, "Okay."
Mattrex says, "Well..."
Mattrex says, "Fuck, man."
You say, "You're so white."
Mattrex says, "I STILL haven't heard the original then."
Mattrex says, "I am, man, I'm fucking lily white."

OK.

Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23®

fatbread is so delicious
fatbread fatbread FATBREAD

To make fatbread
Fry bacon. The more bacon, the more fatbread you'll get.
Turn head to medium-low once bacon is done.
Fry bread in the grease. It won't take long. Flip very frequently.
nummm fatbread

In other news, I have just sent my app for Josef Holznecht, my first OC on M3. I've been there like six years, and only now am apping an OC.

Tetsuo Sakizaki doesn't count.

www.fireflyseason2.com

Spread the signal.

EDIT: Well goddamnit. Fucking kids.

Yeah, I just got back from seeing Hoodwinked, that movie was magnificent. I laughed, one might even say loled, quite a bit.

NEW STREETWISE DEVELOPMENT
White sportcoat + gun guy might not actually be Guy. We see him and Guy at the same time for a brief moment, or at least fuchi and I are pretty sure we do.

Twin brother, perhaps?

I still have no idea if Final Fight: Streetwise is going to be any good. Latest trailers I've seen show things that have me excited and things that piss me off.

First, Haggar is in this game HAGGAR IS IN THIS GAME
AND HE'S STILL WEARING THE ONE SUSPENDER

Also, Guy is in this game, but his right arm is all tattooed up and I think I saw him wearing a spiked collar. I'm not thrilled about a scene in the trailer where he picks up and cocks a gun, only to have Haggar take it away and be all "That's not how we're going to solve this." Great for Haggar, but I don't quite see Guy as ever really going for a piece.

Also, the voice actors for Kyle and to a lesser degree Haggar? Bad. Terrible. Fucking horrible. The guy doing Kyle is trying to sound like Solid Snake and he can't do it.

I'm worried that Capcom is going too ngnnrnnrnhnrg dark+gritty with this game.

Also, because I'm bored and because maybe someone out there is looking for some new webcomics to read, Here Is My List.

( I Read These )

t demiurgent:
in r/t Alpha-Shade -

THE BIRD SUPLEXED THE BIPLANE
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS

(http://www.alpha-shade.com/)

STORY OF MY LIFE

www.dashbillions.com

This man is a friend of mine, and his videos are absolutely fucking hilarious, and he's not giving me money to say this.